I COULD Be Improper… However I Suppose That's Photoshop

It is time once more for “John Photoshops Desserts Poorly!”

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“As my decorator at all times says, ‘If ya gotta go, go along with a smile.‘”

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“Do I seem like I am joking?”

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“By no means rub one other man’s rhubarb!”

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“This cake wants an enema!”


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Due to Lia A., Anissa C., & Suzanne S. for giving us all an enormous hand.


P.S. Since this saved my butt throughout a protracted portray day just lately, I’ve a random product advice:

No Buckle No-Show Stretch Belt

That is my new favourite belt, y’all. It mainly turns something with belt loops into an elastic waist. So cozy I overlook it is on, slimline so it would not present underneath my t-shirts, and NO BELT BUCKLE to dig into my stomach or unbuckle for toilet breaks. Woohoo!

You know the way stretch denims are perpetually sliding down once you sit or bend, so it’s a must to preserve hitching them again up? No extra! I put on this with all my denims now. It is completely elastic, so it strikes and stretches with you, zero painful digging. I HIGHLY suggest for anybody effectively endowed with squish within the stomach space.